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My Spirit Animal Is a Racoon That Screams at 3 AM
Accurate, unhinged, and slightly feral—just like you. Design: rabid raccoon in a trash throne wearing a tiny crown, screaming into the void while holding stolen pizza. Bold distressed text across...
My Spirit Animal Is a Racoon That Screams at 3 AM
Accurate, unhinged, and slightly feral—just like you. Design: rabid raccoon in a trash throne wearing a tiny crown, screaming into the void while holding stolen pizza. Bold distressed text across...
I’m Not Ignoring You, I’m Just on Do Not Distur...
Your phone isn’t the only thing that can silence notifications. Some of us were born on DND. This shirt is for people who treat “How are you?” as a rhetorical...
I’m Not Ignoring You, I’m Just on Do Not Distur...
Your phone isn’t the only thing that can silence notifications. Some of us were born on DND. This shirt is for people who treat “How are you?” as a rhetorical...
I’m Not Saying I’m Batman… But Have You Ever Se...
The ultimate alibi. Also the ultimate flex. Design: dramatic bat-signal in a stormy sky, but instead of Batman it’s just a regular guy standing on a rooftop at 3 AM...
I’m Not Saying I’m Batman… But Have You Ever Se...
The ultimate alibi. Also the ultimate flex. Design: dramatic bat-signal in a stormy sky, but instead of Batman it’s just a regular guy standing on a rooftop at 3 AM...
I’d Agree With You But Then We’d Both Be Wrong
Why compromise when you can be dramatically correct? Design: infinite mirror effect—two people arguing, both wearing the exact same shirt, reflections going on forever like a philosophical nightmare. Marriage counselors...
I’d Agree With You But Then We’d Both Be Wrong
Why compromise when you can be dramatically correct? Design: infinite mirror effect—two people arguing, both wearing the exact same shirt, reflections going on forever like a philosophical nightmare. Marriage counselors...
Be Nice to Me or I’ll Put You in My Next Novel ...
Writers don’t have anger issues. We have character development. Design: sinister author at an old typewriter, tiny screaming characters trying to escape the page, blood-splattered manuscript, glowing red eyes in...
Be Nice to Me or I’ll Put You in My Next Novel ...
Writers don’t have anger issues. We have character development. Design: sinister author at an old typewriter, tiny screaming characters trying to escape the page, blood-splattered manuscript, glowing red eyes in...
I’m Not Always Sarcastic… Sometimes I’m Asleep
Finally, a shirt that manages expectations 24/7. Because even in your dreams you’re probably rolling your eyes. Design: loading bar that says “Sarcasm 99%” hovering over a sleeping person whose...
I’m Not Always Sarcastic… Sometimes I’m Asleep
Finally, a shirt that manages expectations 24/7. Because even in your dreams you’re probably rolling your eyes. Design: loading bar that says “Sarcasm 99%” hovering over a sleeping person whose...