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I Don't Have a Favorite Child. I Have a Least Terrible One. – Veteran Dad Shirt Idea
Military precision applied to parenting. Results vary.
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I Was Fine Until Someone Asked Me How I Was Doing – Veteran Shirt Idea
The audacity. The absolute audacity.
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Survived the Military. Now I Can't Survive a Trip to Target. – Veteran Shirt Idea
Too many choices. No clear objective. Zero chain of command.
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I Have Two Moods: Tactical and Napping – Veteran Shirt Idea
There is no in between. There has never been an in between.
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I Understood the Assignment. The Assignment Was Terrible. – Veteran Shirt Idea
Completed it anyway. With excellence. Under protest.
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My Resting Face IS My Happy Face. Adjust Your Expectations. – Veteran Shirt Idea
This is joy. You're looking at joy right now.
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Professionally Trained to Do Things Civilians Pay Good Money to Complain About – Veteran Shirt Idea
You paid HOW much for that mud run?
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My Therapist Said "Express Your Feelings." So I Made a Shirt. – Veteran Shirt Idea
This counts. I'm not going back.
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