I’m Not Always Sarcastic… Sometimes I’m Asleep

I’m Not Always Sarcastic… Sometimes I’m Asleep

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Finally, a shirt that manages expectations 24/7. Because even in your dreams you’re probably rolling your eyes.


Design: loading bar that says “Sarcasm 99%” hovering over a sleeping person whose dream bubble is just the middle finger emoji.


Wear it to work and watch your coworkers finally stop asking dumb questions (or at least stop acting surprised by the answers). One reviewer said their boss bought one for the entire team—productivity strangely went up.


Now available in hoodie form for peak “I’m not paid enough for consciousness” energy.

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