Be Nice to Me or I’ll Put You in My Next Novel and Kill You Off
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1 min reading time
Writers don’t have anger issues. We have character development.
Design: sinister author at an old typewriter, tiny screaming characters trying to escape the page, blood-splattered manuscript, glowing red eyes in the shadows.
Perfect for authors, screenwriters, and that quiet friend who takes very detailed notes. One customer sent us a photo of their ex wearing this shirt at a book signing—allegedly the ex is now the villain in chapter 12. Coincidence?
