
I’m Not Saying I’m Batman… But Have You Ever Seen Me and Batman in the Same Room?
, 1 min reading time

, 1 min reading time
The ultimate alibi. Also the ultimate flex.
Design: dramatic bat-signal in a stormy sky, but instead of Batman it’s just a regular guy standing on a rooftop at 3 AM eating cereal straight from the box—wearing the shirt, obviously.
Wear it and watch people second-guess every shadow. One customer got pulled over for speeding and the cop let him go because “Batman doesn’t get tickets.” True story (maybe).
Your secret identity is safe with us.
Military precision applied to parenting. Results vary.
The audacity. The absolute audacity.