I’m Not Ignoring You, I’m Just on Do Not Disturb Mode
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Your phone isn’t the only thing that can silence notifications. Some of us were born on DND.
This shirt is for people who treat “How are you?” as a rhetorical question and eye contact as an act of aggression. Wear it and watch small talk die a peaceful death.
One customer wore it to a networking event and collected zero business cards. Mission accomplished.
