I’m Not Ignoring You, I’m Just on Do Not Disturb Mode

Your phone isn’t the only thing that can silence notifications. Some of us were born on DND.

This shirt is for people who treat “How are you?” as a rhetorical question and eye contact as an act of aggression. Wear it and watch small talk die a peaceful death.

One customer wore it to a networking event and collected zero business cards. Mission accomplished.