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adulting
I Run on Caffeine, Chaos, and Cuss Words
Decaf? Never heard of her. This is the holy trinity of surviving adulthood. Design: an IV stand pumping triple-shot espresso straight into a feral...
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bad decisions
The Risk I Took Was Calculated, But Man, Am I Bad at Math
This is the official anthem of every impulsive decision you’ve ever made at 2 AM. That tattoo? Calculated. Quitting your job via interpretive dance...