Honesty is a superpower. Why lie about traffic when the truth is so much more liberating?
Design: person literally dragging themselves out of a coffin-shaped bed, alarm clock exploding in the background, giant bold text that does all the explaining for you.
Wear it to weddings, meetings, baby showers—any event you were emotionally blackmailed into attending. One customer wore it to his own wedding rehearsal. The priest laughed so hard he forgot the vows.
Available in hoodie form for maximum “do not perceive me” energy.
