
My Therapist Said "Express Your Feelings." So I Made a Shirt. ā Veteran Shirt Idea
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This counts. I'm not going back.
Week 1 of therapy: "Tell me how that made you feel."
Week 2: "Let's explore your relationship with authority."
Week 3: "Have you considered journaling?"
Week 47: "Maybe try expressing yourself creatively?"
And THAT, my friends, is how this shirt idea was born.
Technically a shirt IS therapy. It's wearable therapy. It's walking around expressing your feelings at 200% volume without having to actually talk to anyone about them. Which is the veteran way.
My therapist says this isn't what she meant. My therapist has never been yelled at by a drill sergeant for breathing too loud so what does she know.
This shirt idea is cheaper than co-pays. Wear your feelings. Aggressively.
Don't just think about this shirt ā make it a real thing.
Fire up the AI T-Shirt Designer and try this prompt:
"Cartoon veteran sitting on a therapy couch looking completely unbothered, bold text saying MY THERAPIST SAID EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS SO I MADE A SHIRT, funny military humor style"
Tweak it, design it, wear it to your next appointment.
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Military precision applied to parenting. Results vary.
The audacity. The absolute audacity.