I Survived Another Meeting That Should’ve Been an Email

Congratulations, soldier. You sat through 47 slides of information that could’ve been a 6-line Slack message. You deserve a medal. Or at least this shirt.

Design: battle-worn office worker crawling out of a conference room covered in sticky notes and coffee stains, holding a tiny flag that says “Send an email next time.”

One customer wore it to an all-hands meeting. The CEO laughed, then immediately canceled the next three standing meetings. You’re doing the Lord’s work.