I Put the “Pro” in Procrastinate
, 1 min reading time
Deadlines? I’ll get to them eventually.
Wear this while you refresh social media instead of doing the thing. One customer wore it to their performance review—HR just nodded in understanding.
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Medically recognized condition. No known cure. Wear it to meetings, family gatherings, or anywhere intelligence goes to die.
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Touch Me and the First Lesson Is Free
Personal space is non-negotiable. The second violation costs extra. Design: cartoon ninja with glowing eyes, “free demo” price tag hanging off one...
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adulting fail 
I Put the “Pro” in Procrastinate
Deadlines? I’ll get to them eventually. Wear this while you refresh social media instead of doing the thing. One customer wore it to their perform...
