I’m Here Because You Broke Something – The Official IT Support Battle Armor
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Tech support isn’t a job—it’s a hostage situation with extra steps. This shirt is worn by the unsung heroes who show up after you’ve clicked “yes” on every shady pop-up since 2009.
Design: glowing red-eyed IT guy emerging from a pile of smoking, broken monitors like a demon summoned by incompetence, text in glitchy green matrix font.
One sysadmin wore this into a server room and the servers started working again out of fear. True story (probably).
Perfect gift for your favorite nerd who has ever answered the question “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” with murderous thoughts.
