I’m Allergic to Stupidity (Symptoms Include Eye-Rolling and Sarcasm)
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Medically recognized condition. No known cure.
Wear it to meetings, family gatherings, or anywhere intelligence goes to die.
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eye roll 
I’m Allergic to Stupidity (Symptoms Include Eye-Rolling and Sarcasm)
Medically recognized condition. No known cure. Wear it to meetings, family gatherings, or anywhere intelligence goes to die.
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don’t touch me 
Touch Me and the First Lesson Is Free
Personal space is non-negotiable. The second violation costs extra. Design: cartoon ninja with glowing eyes, “free demo” price tag hanging off one...
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adulting fail 
I Put the “Pro” in Procrastinate
Deadlines? I’ll get to them eventually. Wear this while you refresh social media instead of doing the thing. One customer wore it to their perform...
