Look. "separation from service" sounds peaceful. Like a spa day. Like you folded your uniform, handed back your ID, and skipped into a field of sunflowers.
That is not what happened.
What happened was 47 signatures, a guy named Dave who couldn't find your paperwork, a medical exam where they asked if you felt sad (LOL), and then suddenly ----FREEDOM. Terrifying, unstructured, nobody-is-yelling-at-you freedom.
Civilians ask "what was it like getting out?"
It was like being a dog who chased the car and actually caught it. Now what?
This shirt idea says what every veteran knows: we didn't leave. We escaped. Barely. With mild trauma and excellent situational awareness.
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"A soldier running through a jail door into freedom, cartoon style, funny, bold text saying I DIDN'T GET OUT I ESCAPED"
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