If You're Not on Two Wheels, Then What Are You On? - Unisex t-shirt
$20.00
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Description
Why This Tee?
For the Biker in You: Whether you're cruising on a Harley, ripping through trails on a mountain bike, or just dreaming of your next ride, this shirt speaks your language.
A Statement Piece: It's not just a shirt; it's a manifesto. A bold declaration that life's too short for four wheels when two can take you twice as far.
Perfect Fit for Your Adventures: Made from premium cotton, it's designed to move with you, whether you're leaning into a curve or just leaning back with a cold one after a ride.
Design Highlights:
Front: Features the iconic phrase "If You're Not on Two Wheels, Then What Are You On?" in a font that screams 'I'm cool, and I know it.' Accompanied by a sleek silhouette of a motorcycle, because why not?
Back: (Optional) A subtle, abstract design that hints at the freedom of the open road or trail, depending on your two-wheeled preference.
Wear It Proudly:
This shirt isn't just apparel; it's an attitude. Wear it to bike meetups, coffee shops, or just to confuse your office colleagues. It's your ticket to conversations about engines, trails, or the simple joy of feeling the wind in your hair (or helmet).
Why Buy This Tee?
Support the Two-Wheeled Community: Every purchase helps fuel the passion for biking, whether it's on asphalt or dirt.
Made for Riders, by Riders: We get it. You need something that looks good, feels good, and lasts through your adventures.
So, if you're not on two wheels, then what are you on? Get this tee, and let the world know you're living life in the fast lane, even if you're just parked at the bar. Embrace the ride, embrace the shirt!
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |