Touch Me and the First Lesson Is Free
, 1 min reading time
Personal space is non-negotiable. The second violation costs extra.
Design: cartoon ninja with glowing eyes, “free demo” price tag hanging off one fist. Ideal for concerts, public transport, and family hugs you didn’t consent to.
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Touch Me and the First Lesson Is Free
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