
Touch Me and the First Lesson Is Free
, 1 min reading time

, 1 min reading time
Personal space is non-negotiable. The second violation costs extra.
Design: cartoon ninja with glowing eyes, “free demo” price tag hanging off one fist. Ideal for concerts, public transport, and family hugs you didn’t consent to.
Military precision applied to parenting. Results vary.
The audacity. The absolute audacity.