Some people meditate for inner peace. You meditate so the FBI doesn’t put you on a list. This shirt is your official “do not disturb” force field.
Design: person floating cross-legged inside a glowing protective bubble surrounded by yellow caution tape, biohazard signs, and tiny screaming stick figures being held back by security.
Introverts, misanthropes, and anyone who has ever answered “I’m fine” through clenched teeth—this is your battle armor. One customer wore it to a crowded family BBQ and got an entire picnic table to herself. Another claims airport TSA just waved them through out of respect.
