Cute But Will Bite – For People Who Are 50% Sugar, 50% Satan

You smile with teeth for a reason. This is the shirt for pastel goths, anime girlies with resting murder face, and anyone who’s been called “intimidatingly sweet.”

Picture this: bubblegum-pink haired waifu with big sparkling eyes… and razor-sharp vampire fangs dripping just a little blood. She’s wearing the shirt, obviously. Because the warning needs to be visible from at least 20 feet away.

Customers report:
• 400% increase in free drinks from scared bartenders
• Zero unsolicited “smile, sweetie” comments
• Instant best-friend status with every goth in a 5-mile radius

Crops, hoodies, and tees available. Because sometimes you gotta look like a cinnamon roll and still be ready to commit war crimes.